Greetings and salutations, esteemed surfer of the net
A little about me:
Born: On the wrong side of the Iron curtain – East Berlin, Germany
Raised: Way too close to the Arctic Circle – Stockholm, Sweden
Schooled: Unfortunately, Zzzzz….
Worked: Too much!
Relationship status: Unchained – Huzzah!
One could also tell my life’s story in poetry:
Born by gypsies
Raised by wolves
Schooled by fools
Employed by cretins
Scooped up by New Libri
Highly inaccurate and somewhat irrelevant prose, yes yes I know – what are you, my mother? But when has truth, that dull ignoramus, ever been able to measure up to a well crafted lie?
For more warping of morals, bending of truths and breaking of laws – enter the electronic vortex via the portal below.
Or add me on Facebook Gordon Hooper (Stockholm, Sweden) and so become my very first and foremost friend. See? I lied again, I Just can’t help myself.