Gordon Hooper

Greetings and salutations, esteemed surfer of the net

A little about me:

Born: On the wrong side of the Iron curtain – East Berlin, Germany

Raised: Way too close to the Arctic Circle – Stockholm, Sweden

Schooled: Unfortunately, Zzzzz….

Worked: Too much!

Relationship status: Unchained – Huzzah!

 

One could also tell my life’s story in poetry:

Born by gypsies

Raised by wolves

Schooled by fools

Employed by cretins

Scooped up by New Libri

Highly inaccurate and somewhat irrelevant prose, yes yes I know – what are you, my mother? But when has truth, that dull ignoramus, ever been able to measure up to a well crafted lie?

For more warping of morals, bending of truths and breaking of laws – enter the electronic vortex via the portal below.

www.gordon-hooper.com

 

Or add me on Facebook Gordon Hooper (Stockholm, Sweden) and so become my very first and foremost friend. See? I lied again, I Just can’t help myself.